mwahaha 5 star thread, this is great reading
just makes thailand sound a whole lot more appealing to me

Originally Posted by Aussie12

mwahaha 5 star thread, this is great reading
just makes thailand sound a whole lot more appealing to me

it does feel good knowing you got someone over there to help you out with everything.

Originally Posted by PattayaProNutrition

You wont fuck a lady boy unless your a straight out ass bandit and head straight to the poo shoot.

There are lady boys everywhere, basically if there tall, and better looking than any girl you ahve ever fucked, you better be having a closer look.

Best thing is look for the elbows, girls can hyper extend there elbows, guys cant....introduce your self, hold out your hand to shake theres, but try get them to reach out, go the two handed shake with second hand on there forarm, AND TRY BEND THE FUCK OUTVE IT...MAHAHAHAHAHA.

You might get caught and kiss one........it aint dirt over there, in Buddism "Katoey" (ladyboy) is the 3rd sex, also in thailand your only gay if you take it, so ladyboys are pretty well accepted.

Alot of guys say ladyboys give the best blow jobs in the world, but ive never tested that theroy.

As for catching something......hmmmm, wear a condom, and remember you can catch clamydia, gonareaha etc from Blowies too...........there are a few places where the girls will show you there health check cards, but just have fun, your more chance of catching soemthing off the local **** from a club who fucks a diff guy every weekend.

i hate tarping up but i guess its a must hey lol

fk its good to have you on board haha great travel asset haha

sht im eager to come now hahahaha

I've been to Pattaya twice, an amazing place. I always plan to squeeze in a few training sessions but end up balls deep in some BJ bar and remain that way for the duration of my stay.

Originally Posted by Andu

I've been to Pattaya twice, an amazing place. I always plan to squeeze in a few training sessions but end up balls deep in some BJ bar and remain that way for the duration of my stay.

HAHAHAHA, many a BBing holiday have ended in never entering a gym....lol

You just gota get the split right, and the gyms are open 24hrs a day anyway, so really no excuse.

You dont need to get drunk to talk to the girls, most dont give a fuck what you have to say, just as long as you have enough money. But in saying that ive spent alot of time with the girls, some gueninly love to hang out with you, but unless you indicate some kind of commitment, you will be treated like another customer if more money comes along.

Im not big on gettign girls from bars, i still prefer to kick it in a club.

Clubs here are nuts, I cant pull a lap around a club without being grabbed on the cock at least 5 times.
I pretty much just look around if i see a girl i like and she is looking at me and giggling with her mates, i just walk up and put my phone in her hand, she puts her number in, i call her phone so she has my number, then tell her to call me at 2am, then i just go home and sleep until i get the call.

Word of warning, that shit DOES NOT work in any other city in the world!

Haha awesome stuff mate, I really wanna go there. I've herd similar stories from mates. Do they all speak english there?

Originally Posted by M1CH43L

Haha awesome stuff mate, I really wanna go there. I've herd similar stories from mates. Do they all speak english there?

Alot speak some kind of english, some very good, some very little, but money talks, and they all understand the basics..........just jump in and start talking, you will soon guage there level of english and will start leaving out wrods and speaking "thaiglish" with the best of us.....when i go back to australia people look at me like im a retard when i talk to them, my mates in thailand and i all talk like retards now, we dont even realize it, even when talking to each other.

Have you ever heard of a guy called Shane Stratton?
He was an aussie bodybuilder who last I heard had moved to Thailand and owned a gym there.

Originally Posted by PattayaProNutrition

Clubs here are nuts, I cant pull a lap around a club without being grabbed on the cock at least 5 times.
I pretty much just look around if i see a girl i like and she is looking at me and giggling with her mates, i just walk up and put my phone in her hand, she puts her number in, i call her phone so she has my number, then tell her to call me at 2am, then i just go home and sleep until i get the call.

Word of warning, that shit DOES NOT work in any other city in the world!

So are these club girls prostitutes or compensated daters or something like that or just thai girls down for a bit of fun?

Originally Posted by PattayaProNutrition

HAHAHAHA, many a BBing holiday have ended in never entering a gym....lol

You just gota get the split right, and the gyms are open 24hrs a day anyway, so really no excuse.

You dont need to get drunk to talk to the girls, most dont give a fuck what you have to say, just as long as you have enough money. But in saying that ive spent alot of time with the girls, some gueninly love to hang out with you, but unless you indicate some kind of commitment, you will be treated like another customer if more money comes along.

Im not big on gettign girls from bars, i still prefer to kick it in a club.

Clubs here are nuts, I cant pull a lap around a club without being grabbed on the cock at least 5 times.
I pretty much just look around if i see a girl i like and she is looking at me and giggling with her mates, i just walk up and put my phone in her hand, she puts her number in, i call her phone so she has my number, then tell her to call me at 2am, then i just go home and sleep until i get the call.

Word of warning, that shit DOES NOT work in any other city in the world!

are these paid for girls or just the local girls? Either way im fkn all of em hahaha

TIP NEEDED!!!! how do i get a 2month holiday to the land of thais without the missus coming? hahaha

Whats your ethnicity? are you thai background?

Originally Posted by Thrasha

TIP NEEDED!!!! how do i get a 2month holiday to the land of thais without the missus coming? hahaha

Just say your going on a holiday with the boyz and no ones aloud to bring there gf if she ask to come. Also if she has ever gone away with out you you can bring that up and say you have to get even so next time you can go away togather or some shit.

Originally Posted by PattayaProNutrition

You wont fuck a lady boy unless your a straight out ass bandit and head straight to the poo shoot.

There are lady boys everywhere, basically if there tall, and better looking than any girl you ahve ever fucked, you better be having a closer look.

Best thing is look for the elbows, girls can hyper extend there elbows, guys cant....introduce your self, hold out your hand to shake theres, but try get them to reach out, go the two handed shake with second hand on there forarm, AND TRY BEND THE FUCK OUTVE IT...MAHAHAHAHAHA.

You might get caught and kiss one........it aint dirt over there, in Buddism "Katoey" (ladyboy) is the 3rd sex, also in thailand your only gay if you take it, so ladyboys are pretty well accepted.

Alot of guys say ladyboys give the best blow jobs in the world, but ive never tested that theroy.

As for catching something......hmmmm, wear a condom, and remember you can catch clamydia, gonareaha etc from Blowies too...........there are a few places where the girls will show you there health check cards, but just have fun, your more chance of catching soemthing off the local **** from a club who fucks a diff guy every weekend.

i got caught out. first night there drunk, sexy 'lady', massage 'out the back', suckin my cock, gettin me to nearly blow then slowin up then she's like how much $ for a fuck and i'm like ???? ok whatever, then i'm tryin to rip her jocks off and she's fighting me.then its like 'u know'? i'm like huh? 'i am not lady'!!!!!!
faaaark. she/he still wanted to be paid the full amount. but in my defense, it was very hot and was post op also

how much $$$ would you recommend bringing for 4 weeks of a daily routine consisting of fuck eat gym eat eat fuck eat fuck eat sleep

so thats:

3 fucks
5 eats
1 gym
1 sleep

Originally Posted by Justin

how much $$$ would you recommend bringing for 4 weeks of a daily routine consisting of fuck eat gym eat eat fuck eat fuck eat sleep

so thats:

3 fucks
5 eats
1 gym
1 sleep

Fuck = $15short time (1-2pops then she or you leaves) $30 long time, she will sleep over.

Food = depends what you want to eat, $30 a day for all meals would be heaps.

Gym = just buy a 1 month pass, it isnt expensive....cant rememebr off the top of my head, but nowhere near aussie prices.

Sleep = $20-$1000 a night, depends what you want........$30 would be a decent enought place, for that you may get buffet breaky too.

Best bet, pay your accom up front, ask for a discount...............Girls, hmmmm find one you like to bang and get her to stay with you every day, will still cost you long time prices, and food and mayeb you have to buy her a dress or a handbag or what ever, but you will be able to bang her anytime you like..........but you will get attached and next thing you know you will be in Issan and sitting on the floor while family throw rice at you and are all gettign drunk and you have all these white string bands around your wrist and ....fuck you have just got married.

Get ya hotel and $100 a day ontop and you would be having a ball. If i dont fuck anyone i spend about $20 a day.

Originally Posted by M1CH43L

So are these club girls prostitutes or compensated daters or something like that or just thai girls down for a bit of fun?

Girls in bars are hoes, but in saying that, its great fun, just because they fuck for cash, dont mean they will just go with anyone......alot will still be abit picky, but no too picky as they have quoters and shit on how many customers a month they should have, this is because the bars take a "bar fine" from you for taking the girl away from work.

Girls in clubs, can be Bar Girls that necer got a customer, massage girls after work, or just about any thai chic.....95% will be there to find a fuck and get some coin, they will be there with there mates and dancing and having fun, and it will look and feel like a club in aus (but no fat bitches). In my opinion just treat it liek you are picking up a chic in Aus, but just know in the morning even if not asked she will want a little bit of coin, just stick a 100baht ontop of her hand bag and that will do........grab her number if she was good, saves you having to go to the club again........even thought the girl wants soem money, keep in mind alot are also looking for Boyfriends.......so play it as you go..........and remember keep your wits about you, many girls have 2,3, 4 BFs from all over the world that send them money to stay home and be a good girl, its all buisness, but there are soem guinuine girls....if its a holiday, keep it fun, dotn get too attached.

Originally Posted by Thrasha

are these paid for girls or just the local girls? Either way im fkn all of em hahaha

TIP NEEDED!!!! how do i get a 2month holiday to the land of thais without the missus coming? hahaha

Whats your ethnicity? are you thai background?

Im born and breed Aus.

2month holiday without the misses.....hmmmmm, break up? once you hook up with a thai chic you will never look back, my wife (although seperated now....long story) would cook every meal, do all washing, even if it meant by hand in the hotel bathroom, would massage me, and even cut my finger and toe nails, and she wasnt the only thai girl ive been with that did this shit, seriously they look after you.....but the trade is thta you look after them and there family....but fuckit, sounds better to me than aussie chics.

Originally Posted by PattayaProNutrition

Fuck = $15short time (1-2pops then she or you leaves) $30 long time, she will sleep over.

Food = depends what you want to eat, $30 a day for all meals would be heaps.

Gym = just buy a 1 month pass, it isnt expensive....cant rememebr off the top of my head, but nowhere near aussie prices.

Sleep = $20-$1000 a night, depends what you want........$30 would be a decent enought place, for that you may get buffet breaky too.

Best bet, pay your accom up front, ask for a discount...............Girls, hmmmm find one you like to bang and get her to stay with you every day, will still cost you long time prices, and food and mayeb you have to buy her a dress or a handbag or what ever, but you will be able to bang her anytime you like..........but you will get attached and next thing you know you will be in Issan and sitting on the floor while family throw rice at you and are all gettign drunk and you have all these white string bands around your wrist and ....fuck you have just got married.

Get ya hotel and $100 a day ontop and you would be having a ball. If i dont fuck anyone i spend about $20 a day.

root prices are cheaper than phuket root prices 2 years ago.
my dad married one and bought her over here. she is 23 i think he just turned 59 lol awesome.
he tells me he wakes up every morning, says thanks to god for how awesome this shit is and gets down to business

Originally Posted by micksnowdog

root prices are cheaper than phuket root prices 2 years ago.
my dad married one and bought her over here. she is 23 i think he just turned 59 lol awesome.
he tells me he wakes up every morning, says thanks to god for how awesome this shit is and gets down to business

another reason to visit dad more than you used to?

Originally Posted by Justin

another reason to visit dad more than you used to?

well i did ask him if i could have a crack, he didn't like it too much. i told him he could fuck my gf and he says some shit like 'i'm a married man now' i was like wtf, sharing is caring cmon

Originally Posted by micksnowdog

well i did ask him if i could have a crack, he didn't like it too much. i told him he could fuck my gf and he says some shit like 'i'm a married man now' i was like wtf, sharing is caring cmon

I hope it works out well for him (and you as a family). Has anyone ever seen one of these marriages actually work?