weirdest knock back

**micksnowdog** · 13th February 2010, 08:17 PM

ok i'm sure we all been knocked back trying to pull some chicas before.

the weirdest knockback i've had was from this prob 40yo 'cougar'
she hung with some young girlies who were my friends and liked to root young fellas, i was prob 22yo, single and in good shape. my friend introduced us and then we caught up that night at a pub, we're on a dancefloor and there's this other bloke trying to cut in when we're dancing, he keeps going and going, like he was getting pushy and i was just chilled not really caring one way or another. anyhow the pub shuts and i was actually reasonably sober, he cuts in hard for the closer and is all up on her and i was starting to get pissed now, anyhow she tells him she's going home with me, he argues, she is adamant she wants to go home and tear me apart. well ok, i'm cool with this, lol.
we get back to hers with some others and start drinking more, then one of the girlies steers the convo to star signs, fuck, now i know all that is a load of shit, dont even try argue.
so i dont tell anyone anything make up some bullshit and steer the convo away, one of my female mates pipes up i am a capricorn, fucking thanks.
anyways she tells me gently no fucking way with a capricorn, how fucked is that.

i know you's might be saying she was just looking for an excuse, but i am a man of the world and she wanted me to ***** her **** like a *****.

can anyone beat that?

**plexus** · 13th February 2010, 10:38 PM

Ouch. I've never been knocked back believe it or not. Lol.

**mrt** · 14th February 2010, 12:54 AM

im a capricorn too jan 11 capricorns rule!!!

**micksnowdog** · 14th February 2010, 08:01 AM

Jan 8

**mrt** · 14th February 2010, 02:08 PM

why did u put needs to grow up under your name man?

**C_T** · 14th February 2010, 02:22 PM

at a guess i'd think it wasn't him...

**mrt** · 14th February 2010, 04:06 PM

he looks tall enough to me

**micksnowdog** · 15th February 2010, 05:39 PM

fucked if i know, i was gonna write 'super moderator' to piss the mods off, but decided against it

**O.N.** · 15th February 2010, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by micksnowdog

fucked if i know, i was gonna write 'super moderator' to piss the mods off, but decided against it

you cant we already thought about that one when we were making the forum.

**micksnowdog** · 15th February 2010, 09:39 PM

shit i thought i was a clever furry lil fucker, seems like you're cleverer, or furrier

**micksnowdog** · 15th February 2010, 09:40 PM

oi who changed it to 'just raped myself'? hahaa

**O.N.** · 15th February 2010, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by micksnowdog

oi who changed it to 'just raped myself'? hahaa

i thought you'd like that

**O.N.** · 17th February 2010, 09:26 PM

I like your status mick i always thought you might have been one of the special kids...lol

**micksnowdog** · 18th February 2010, 07:08 AM

yep i am special, thats what it said on the front gates of the school i went to.

**Terminator** · 23rd February 2010, 02:56 PM

lol this isnt really keeping with the theme of the thread but the most awkward knockback ever..

went into the pub a few weekends back to use the ATM, as I was leaving I started chatting with this blonde girl, she was quite a bit older than me (24) but seemed nice enough so I gave her a lift home and ended up going back to her place, didnt hookup because her sister and everyone was home but I made sure to get her number. anyway i msg her a bit here and there the next day, then waited a little bit because i didnt want to seem desperate and thought id give her a call the next weekend and see if shes going out on the town.

next weekend rolls around so i msg her to see what shes doing and get no response, once again didnt want to seem desperate so I try to call and didnt get through and left it at that. the next night she says shes going to the pub and I'd already teed up with my mates to go there, anyway I got pretty hammered and didnt talk to her a great deal for most of the night.
got home ~10 and decided id msg her and tell her that i liked her and wanted to get to know her better, BIG MISTAKE

knew i was gonna regret it as soon as I sent it, didnt get any reply LOL

ahhhh well, im going through all of this for the first time so im bound to f*ck up sooner or later haha maybe im a glutton for punishment but im not gonna give up on this girl. will just make sure i dont contact her for 2-3 weeks and turn my f*cking phone off if im drinking

**plexus** · 23rd February 2010, 03:52 PM

just call her early one morning and ask if she wants sex. she'll say yes. lol.

**Terminator** · 23rd February 2010, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by plexus

just call her early one morning and ask if she wants sex. she'll say yes. lol.

lol may as well now, got nothing to lose

**micksnowdog** · 23rd February 2010, 05:40 PM

everything in my life has turned to shit lately, but something is looking out for me.
i have five women wanting my cock right now. fucking five! this is with completely no effort whatsoever from me.
all i kinda did was reconsider my life a little bit, i decided i aint wasting my time with any slurries that i couldn't stnad to have kids with if i did accidentally knock em up.
other than that i have done fuck all except talk back to them and two awesome headjobs the other day. i posted up elsewhere that they can sniff it when you're single, i still reckcon its true

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