Thread: some guy selling some mad awesome dumbells lol

was browsing a nz site trademe (like ebay) and came accross this dude selling some dumbells read the auction and comments...

crack up one guy asked how much for freight he said dunno you should just run down pick them up and do lunges all the way back home lol

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Exer...-240841377.htm

hahah thasts a classic

from the ad

WARNING: Reader beware. These are not for the faint hearted.. As the title states these badboys are MAD AWESOME!!

So summer is nearly upon us and no, its not too late to scuplt that mad beach body to seal the deal with the chick next door that you've been scoping all winter.

After a few weeks of some sweet sweet loving with these badboys you will be able to breakout some sic 21 inch pythons and no cougar will be able to resist. Make her witness the thickness!!!

These dumbells are made of wicked cast iron steel, coated in a badass anti rust chrome paint... ideal if you choose to take them down to the mall or beach to work out and show off your pump..
Also notice the inbuilt antiroll safety feature of the hexagonal head. Because lets be honest munched toes arent really that hot right now.
There is some minor cosmetic scratching but the Mad awesomeness of these two is still gleaming as bright if not brighter than the day I first set my eyes on them

I have been the proud owner of these pupppies for just over 3 years and in that period they have done over 5472 flys, 10864 presses, 12564 rows, 2066 curls.. the list goes on
If you wish to adopt these two MINT dumbells you must be a capable parent and also agree to keep their given birth names - Thunder & Lightning (In the photo Thunder is on the left and Lightning on the right)

MINT
Feel free to ask any questions

Lets get massive!

Man you gotta read the questions it just gets even funnier.

Oh dear Lord.... LOLOL....

What a tool. Thats funny.