Thread: wanking

[QUOTE=adz82;20745]Tested your theory this morning and I had a great shoulder workout. I would have had more trouble concentrating if I hadn't had done anything actually so I call the BS meter on it lowering test, affecting performance etc.

lol what gym do u go to.. who knows if u washed ur hands
but serz... try going for a week and tell me ur workout..
mikes bloods prove otherwise but
seriously it cant be in the head.. ive debated this with plexus for ages.
if u wank too much u never build muscle
always relieved ..

Originally Posted by zayd687

thats my biggest worry of all in life.

marrying a chick like that who onli lets u pump her twice a year and onli when the stars are aligned and the moons full

Hahahaha reminds me of my mates fiancee..

He gets a root once a month, sometimes only once every 2 months..

Has to take her out to dinner to a good restaurant.. $200+ for meals then to a cocktail bar then to a hotel..

She makes him make a full night of it.. And only roots in complete darkness lol and only missionary.. I really wonder why he wants to marry her.. He's made himself wealthy for a 24yo, and all she has is a 50k car with 40k debt.. She also wants a 20k ring... bah

I don't know why he bothers, she's fat and ugly. For the $500 it probably costs him a month id get 10 tugs down the road for that or 1 descent hooker.

I never used hooker services.. Never really needed it, im still young and still casually root the first girl i ever had sex with lol

If i got in a relationship with a chick and she turned out to be something like that.. IE i had to masturbate to relieve tension id be asking myself if its really worth it.. My line would be" If i cant express my sexuality physically as much as we need to then i think its time we ended things and look elsewhere because i just can't see it working out."

Workmate went 16 weeks without a root.. I got a feeling his mrs was fat, she couldn't get pregnant then lost 20kg in 3 months and got pregnant. Had the kid then dumped his ass lol

No sex whenever you both want it, that's not what i call a good healthy relationship.

nah i felt like shit that week and noticed no increase of strenghth or anything like that also i read a study saying when you abstian your test will rise about 50% but then drop back down to normal after 7 days

[QUOTE=zayd687;20759]

Originally Posted by adz82

Tested your theory this morning and I had a great shoulder workout. I would have had more trouble concentrating if I hadn't had done anything actually so I call the BS meter on it lowering test, affecting performance etc.

lol what gym do u go to.. who knows if u washed ur hands
but serz... try going for a week and tell me ur workout..
mikes bloods prove otherwise but
seriously it cant be in the head.. ive debated this with plexus for ages.
if u wank too much u never build muscle
always relieved ..

HAHA wouldn't you like to know. seriously though my natty test is like 10 so im not a regular wanker lol. My gym performance is pretty crap with those levels anyway.

Ive been wanking non stop since last easter

I think too much gear has been messing with your minds!

Is everything about the 'test levels' ? Do you seriously not rub one out if the need arises because you consider your test levels?

Its paranoia!

[QUOTE=zayd687;20759]

Originally Posted by adz82

Tested your theory this morning and I had a great shoulder workout. I would have had more trouble concentrating if I hadn't had done anything actually so I call the BS meter on it lowering test, affecting performance etc.

lol what gym do u go to.. who knows if u washed ur hands
but serz... try going for a week and tell me ur workout..
mikes bloods prove otherwise but
seriously it cant be in the head.. ive debated this with plexus for ages.
if u wank too much u never build muscle
always relieved ..

was this a mass debate? haha

Originally Posted by determined

I think too much gear has been messing with your minds!

Is everything about the 'test levels' ? Do you seriously not rub one out if the need arises because you consider your test levels?

Its paranoia!

Exactly, rubbing one out and perhaps lifting 5kg less in the gym is better than walking around with half a bar all day.

What difference does this all make to you guys anyway if you are using gear?

Yeh its almost like - "ah fuck I had a wank today and I'm not on cycle, my levels have probably gone from a 12 to an 11.9999 - crap man I'm losing my gains!!!!"

Dont know about lowering test levels from having a wank, but i do know that if i abstain the workouts are usually better but not always.

if i dont wank id perv on my fat secretary at work! bitch like 140kg+

fk test levels there is ways around low test levels hahahaha

There was this kid in satac juvinile jail while i was there who would pull it out and start having a wank anywhere,,wouldnt care where he was or what was happening,,,we all got used to it,,at dinner time it would be like ahhh fuck he is wanking again id be like fuck man we are trying to eat over here ,,he wouldnt give a shit just kept on wanking was fucked up!!!

Originally Posted by mrt

There was this kid in satac juvinile jail while i was there who would pull it out and start having a wank anywhere,,wouldnt care where he was or what was happening,,,we all got used to it,,at dinner time it would be like ahhh fuck he is wanking again id be like fuck man we are trying to eat over here ,,he wouldnt give a shit just kept on wanking was fucked up!!!

sorry bro that was me! i just get so hot and flustered when you're around bro! haha

Originally Posted by mrt

There was this kid in satac juvinile jail while i was there who would pull it out and start having a wank anywhere,,wouldnt care where he was or what was happening,,,we all got used to it,,at dinner time it would be like ahhh fuck he is wanking again id be like fuck man we are trying to eat over here ,,he wouldnt give a shit just kept on wanking was fucked up!!!

Did he ever finish the job?

$10 says he was just loading up for a jizz slap lol

what is a jizz slap?

nevermind i think i found the meaning hahaha:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=jizz%20slap

Originally Posted by bbc

nevermind i think i found the meaning hahaha:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=jizz%20slap

Also blowing onto your hand and slapping someone across their face with it!

Can't get much more offensive than that i reckon lol

wow dirty... u wouldnt b able to do that in public.

Married 5yrs +. Sex 4 times a week would be fantastic. If you're getting sex 4 times a week you're doing well. I'd be lucky 4 times a month. But hey, who wants to eat the same food every night after 5yrs. Time for some thai or chinese muahaha.

Been with my missus over 5yrs and can still fk like it was our first time together! Never found any1 that makes me hornier then she does!!! Its an normal week to get 3-4 but i do try to get it every day lol
4 times a month is pure unlucky lol i wouldnt stand for it and id go else where...